Holiday Preparation Mugs

The Fall Collection

"October? Already?"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

"Tell your men the retail holiday season starts right after Labor Day now."

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

"I think we were hung by the chimney without care."

'What?'

'It must be New Year's Day...there are Easter eggs in the shop windows.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Shopping! Baking! Wrapping! Shipping! Traffic! Cooking! Relatives! Double-Digit Weight Gain!. . ."

"Oh no! It's definitely time to take care of the Christmas gifts!"

"It's not 'too f**king early for Christmas' it's 'REALLY too f**king early for Christmas 26'."

"When do we get to the part where we figure out how many shopping days left until Christmas?"

Human Cull: People who tell you they finished their Christmas shopping in October.

'Want to just eliminate the hassle?'

"Of course it's going to fit!"

'Have you finished mending my coat!'

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Judy was all about Christmas shopping...

The other days of the year...

'We won't be having this turkey until next Thanksgiving. It says 'thaw out for 1 year'.'

"Why didn't you just let the guy at the tree lot drill the hole?"

"I don't believe it! The shops are selling chirstmas decorations already."

'Only 251 shopping days till Christmas. . .'

Holiday Stress

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"