Holiday Season Prepper Mugs

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Fight or Flight

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Santa's wash day.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

The other days of the year...

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Don't even think about it."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

They couldn't put their paw on it, but something about today seemed different...