Holiday Cook Mugs

"I ask you to do one thing..."

I love Sprouts

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Panettone

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Turkey Autopsy

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Santa's wash day.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

The other days of the year...

Everything for a buck.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Making Christmas Pudding.

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

Chicken

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"Don't even think about it."

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"