Festive Dining Gifts

Little boy crying because has is too full for plum pudding

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Christmas Wine

Night of the Latkes

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Panettone

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Peas on Earth.

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Turkey Autopsy

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."