Festive Meals Gifts

"Man, I am stuffed."

A spoiled boy eating dinner.

"This can't be right..."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Turkey Autopsy

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Roscoe's Great Escape

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Chicken

Making Christmas Pudding.

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"God, I miss the old days!"

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats