First Big Holiday Dinner Gifts

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

Join me for dinner?

Stuffing the turkey.

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'

Chicken

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Home for the Holidays

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Look Who's Coming to Dinner

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"