First Big Holiday Dinner Prints

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Stuffing the turkey.

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Join me for dinner?

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Sorry there's no food. We were kind of hoping you'd bring some.'

Chicken

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Look Who's Coming to Dinner

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

"Do I still have to sit at the kid's table?"