"Look, I don't want your whole damn life story!"
Festive Meal Enthusiasts T-Shirts
Celebrate holiday dining with fun, witty t-shirts designed for festive meal lovers. Ideal for casual get-togethers or relaxing at home during the holiday season.
Night of the Latkes
'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'
Panettone
'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'
"Anything but milk and cookies."
It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas
"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."
"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"
"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."
"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."
'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'
'We can always cook it one half at a time.'
Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System
Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
Stuffing the turkey.
'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'
'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'
Happy St Pancakes Day
'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'
"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"
"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"
'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'
With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).
"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"
"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"
Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.
Turkey Autopsy
Hot Chestnuts
Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.
"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."
'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'
Festive Meal Enthusiasts T-Shirts Collection
Festive Meal Enthusiasts Mugs
Discover our collection of festive meal enthusiast mugs, perfect for holiday mornings or dinner parties. Click here to find the witty and funny mugs they’ll love.
Festive Meal Enthusiasts Pillows
Find humorous pillows perfect for cozy holiday gatherings and relaxing after a delicious meal. Visit our pillows collection for fun, festive designs.
Festive Meal Enthusiasts Prints
Brighten up their home with humorous and charming prints celebrating holiday feasts. Browse our collection for the perfect gift for festive meal enthusiasts.