Festive Foodies T-Shirts

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

"I'll meet you back at the sleigh. I've just got to go powder my nose."

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Vegetarian Christmas

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"It's cuz you're fat."

'I'm having turducken, chiquaduck, or duckailkey...you decide!'

The Turkey's a bit underdone dear.

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

Lovely Spread

Hungry Christmas Mice

'Business is getting better but it's still necessary to cut back a bit on the festive celebrations.'

Turkey Hotline

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

Night of the Latkes

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Panettone

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"