Festive Foodies Mugs

"Where's Timmy Turkey? He's missing out on a splendid Christmas feast!"

'How appropriate that at the end of this Olympic year we have consumed 250 Brussels Sprouts. A New World Record!'

"I'll meet you back at the sleigh. I've just got to go powder my nose."

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Vegetarian Christmas

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'I'm having turducken, chiquaduck, or duckailkey...you decide!'

The Turkey's a bit underdone dear.

'...and tell the butcher I want the biggest, fattest Christmas goose...' '...the Health Dept. shut him down.'

Lovely Spread

Hungry Christmas Mice

'Business is getting better but it's still necessary to cut back a bit on the festive celebrations.'

Turkey Hotline

"Santa, sorry for the soy milk and vegan fig bars - Caleb."

Night of the Latkes

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'