Festive Food Geek Mugs

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'How would you like that? Medium, rare, or wrapped in plastic on a foam tray?'

Happy St Pancakes Day