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'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

"God, I miss the old days!"

Sisters fighting over a cracker

Thanks again and I'm really sorry about the tree. I thought it was a giant piece of broccoli.

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Christmas Canapes?

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

"The Christmas Roast is ready!"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Night of the Latkes

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'