Festive Food Enthusiast Gifts

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

Roscoe's Great Escape

"Nigel microwaved the Xmas pudding -the pudding was a bit over done but the sixpence was cooked to perfection."

Holiday Overkill.

Man & ham. A cautionary tale.

Christmas canape?

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Panettone

Yo ho ho!

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

Happy St Pancakes Day