Festive Food Enthusiast Gifts

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

Roscoe's Great Escape

"Nigel microwaved the Xmas pudding -the pudding was a bit over done but the sixpence was cooked to perfection."

Holiday Overkill.

Man & ham. A cautionary tale.

Christmas canape?

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Yo ho ho!

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Stuffing the turkey.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"