Holiday Feast Aficionado Gifts

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

Church Basement Foodie

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

Festive squad

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

You are what you eat

T is for Turkey

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Christmas food.

'Finally lashed out and bought yourself a Stetch & Grow Smorgasborder for the holidays eh?'

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'The new hired hand said since it's Earth Day, he's going to give the earth a break and not plow today.'

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

Post-Turkey Stress Disorder

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."