Holiday Feast Aficionado Prints

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Church Basement Foodie

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Festive squad

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Holiday Overkill.

You are what you eat

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

'Finally lashed out and bought yourself a Stetch & Grow Smorgasborder for the holidays eh?'

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

Turkey is disgruntled as the calendar turns to the Thanksgiving season.

Christmas food.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

'The new hired hand said since it's Earth Day, he's going to give the earth a break and not plow today.'

Too much holiday blubber.

"We're here to fix the turkey."

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."