Holiday Feast Fanatic Prints

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Holiday Overkill.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

Ecstatic caravan

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Separate checks, please."

Christmas Pudding

Holiday Overkill.

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

You are what you eat

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'Don't worry I'm sure the Easter bunny landed on his big fuzzy feet!'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

T is for Turkey

Christmas food.

Suicide by overeating.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

When is Thanksgiving officially over?