Holiday Feasting Enthusiast Pillows

Holiday Overkill.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Roscoe's Great Escape

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Christmas Pudding

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

You are what you eat

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Christmas canape?

Christmas food.

"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"

'Keep carving, there are still a few identifiable parts.'

"Nothing for him...he's stuffed."

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

"I love this time of year: She celebrates Hanukkah, he celebrates Christmas, and I celebrate all the holiday food that gets dropped off the plates."

Too much holiday blubber.

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No madam, they're dead."

Post-Turkey Stress Disorder