Holiday Feasting Pillows

"Problems with the turkey? - this is one of those chef's 'tricks' we use to resuscitate a failed dish."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

Zoom Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Ice Skater

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Easter Egg Island

Meet Santa's entourage

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."