Holiday Feasts Pillows

When is Thanksgiving officially over?

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Panettone

Paul goes home for the holidays

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Zoom Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Ice Skater

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Easter Egg Island

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.