Holiday Meal Pillows

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Chicken

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Toast'

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."