Holiday Meal Prints

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Chicken

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Party time.

Paul goes home for the holidays

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Toast'

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Home for the Holidays