Christmas Meals Pillows

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Turkey Autopsy

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Chicken

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Making Christmas Pudding.

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."