Christmas Meals Mugs

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Panettone

Turkey Autopsy

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Chicken

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Making Christmas Pudding.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'