Christmas Dinner Mugs

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'As soon as your mother is through laundering the money we'll go out to eat.'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Fridge-to-table"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'