Holiday Dinners Mugs

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Look, I don't want your whole damn life story!"

'I hate going to your folks' for Christmas dinner. I never know what to tip.'

"Who's for twerky?"

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Home for the Holidays

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Chicken

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

Suddenly, the line went dead.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'