Holiday Dinners Mugs

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Look, I don't want your whole damn life story!"

'I hate going to your folks' for Christmas dinner. I never know what to tip.'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Chicken

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."