Holiday Feast Pillows

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Labor Day Flowers

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Panettone

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Ice Skater

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Zoom Christmas

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'