Holiday Feast Pillows

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Labor Day Flowers

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Party time.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Ice Skater

Zoom Christmas

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."