Holiday Feast Fan Pillows

'I hope everyone likes ostrich.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Regular service or affected?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Meet Santa's entourage

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Stuffing the turkey.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

Christmas reunions!

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

You are what you eat

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"The fire department ruined dinner."

T is for Turkey

inflation at Christmas

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

Christmas food.