Feast Fan Pillows

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'It's feed time! It's feed time! Woop! Woop! Woop!'

'Thanksgiving is called 'turkey day' but it's actually about 'pigging out'.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The Salivation army.

Ring those Christmas bells!

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Christmas reunions!

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Separate checks, please."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Recycled Flake

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'