Festive Banquet Fan Pillows

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Regular service or affected?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Meet Santa's entourage

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Champagne at the hunt

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Recycled Flake

Christmas reunions!

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

inflation at Christmas

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."