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Turkey Black Fridays.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Regular service or affected?"

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Champagne at the hunt

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Christmas reunions!

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Recycled Flake

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

inflation at Christmas

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."