Feast Fan T-Shirts

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'It's feed time! It's feed time! Woop! Woop! Woop!'

'Thanksgiving is called 'turkey day' but it's actually about 'pigging out'.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Regular service or affected?"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

Ring those Christmas bells!

The Salivation army.

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

Recycled Flake

Christmas reunions!

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.