Fancy Feast Fan Pillows

"Regular service or affected?"

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Champagne

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Advocado

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Santa does a keg stand.

Masquerade

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Champagne at the hunt

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Recycled Flake

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."