Fancy Feast Fan Gifts

"Regular service or affected?"

"And the special tonight is...some kind of unpronounceable, convoluted, uncommon and rather bizarre green or other..."

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Champagne

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Advocado

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

Santa does a keg stand.

Masquerade

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Champagne at the hunt

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.