Fancy Catering Fan Gifts

Champagne at the hunt

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Champagne

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Advocado

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Cake Free Zone

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Masquerade

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Regular service or affected?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Fridge-to-table"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'