Fancy Catering Fan Gifts

Champagne at the hunt

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Champagne

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Advocado

Cake Free Zone

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Masquerade

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Regular service or affected?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Nouveau wine