Fancy Dinner Fan Gifts

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"You're embarrassing yourself again Edward. If you want a bigger wine glass, just ask the waiter."

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Champagne

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Advocado

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Masquerade

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Regular service or affected?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Champagne at the hunt

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Nouveau wine