Fancy Dining Fan Gifts

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Can't a cow eat alone at a fancy restaurant without being stared at?'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Champagne

Advocado

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Masquerade

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"What did Jesus order?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Champagne at the hunt

Nouveau wine

'Ice cream parlour.'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."