Casual Dining Fan Gifts

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'No, I don't think we have to say grace over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.'

Burgers

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Pasta

Prosecco Peacock

"What did Jesus order?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

'What kind of...'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Everything here is very fresh."

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