Elegant Dining Fan Gifts

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Prosecco Peacock

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Nouveau wine

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'May I recommend the red wine?'