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'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Prosecco Peacock

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"How about a little more coffee?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Nouveau wine

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

'What kind of...'

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."