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Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

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"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Adult Barbershop

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"How about a little more coffee?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Night Life: L.A.

Nouveau wine

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'May I recommend the red wine?'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"