Indoor Dining Fan Gifts

Gregory found the indoor bird-table much more to his liking!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"What did Jesus order?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Prosecco Peacock

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Nouveau wine

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."