Indoor Dining Fan Gifts

Gregory found the indoor bird-table much more to his liking!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'A cheeky red?'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Prosecco Peacock

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"What did Jesus order?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"How about a little more coffee?"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Nouveau wine

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"