Outdoor Dining Fan Gifts

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

"Do you do catering?"

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Dog eats picnic.

'That's a tidy one.'

Prosecco Peacock

'A cheeky red?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Barbeque Casualty.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Turtle Trailer Court

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

ATM withdrawal

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

Nouveau wine

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'What kind of...'