Outdoor Decor Fan Gifts

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbeque Casualty.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Prosecco Peacock

ATM withdrawal

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

Wall Cluck.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

Rep-Tiles.

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"Do you do catering?"

A bad gnome economy.

"Finally we're alone."

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

Dog eats picnic.

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'