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'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbeque Casualty.

Turtle Trailer Court

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Prosecco Peacock

ATM withdrawal

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Napkin Cole

Wall Cluck.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"Do you do catering?"

They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!

Throw Pillows. You were right, with those two we need to explicitly tell them that sight is not an instruction.

"Finally we're alone."

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

A bad gnome economy.

Dog eats picnic.

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'