Kitchen Decor Fan Gifts

Wall Cluck.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

A bad gnome economy.