Home Decor Fans Gifts

"Guys, if you're taking your baby in the living room, please use a coaster."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Wall Cluck.

'A Dust Cow'.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.