Home Aesthetics Fan Gifts

Pig Reading Sty Magazine.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Hairstyles

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Rep-Tiles.

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

Fur'niture