Home Aesthetics Admirer Gifts

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Greenwich in the Season'

The High Line at Giza

I love the Shard

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Greece

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Your Home Remodel Team

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Do you smell something?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

The London Olympic bid