Home Aesthetics Gifts

'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Hell No Kitty

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Pollock Painting Company

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"I love what you've done to the place."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

'The old one fell apart.'

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement