Home Aesthetics Gifts

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"I love what you've done to the place."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

'The old one fell apart.'

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"They're not even from India."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'