Home Styling Gifts

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

'Dining table. Seats six people, with square legs.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Let's get organized

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Home depot."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Too bright."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Moving in

'I'll take it!'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Hell No Kitty

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."