Home Fashion Gifts

"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"Home depot."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Use your imagination.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dogs shaving

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.