Home Fashion Gifts

"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Cat Towels

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Use your imagination.

"Home depot."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Dogs shaving

Home Sweet Home

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.